各位鸡娃老母亲老父亲们！你们是不是正蹲在手机前，一边刷报名系统一边祈祷别卡顿？别慌！我这就把山东小升初报名那些事儿掰开揉碎讲给你听！

先甩结论：山东压根没给小升初报名开公假绿灯！各位打工人只能靠偷摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸摸......咳咳！说人话就是：自己想办法请假！（别打我！）

为啥这么狠？因为山东各地报名时间跟闹着玩似的！青岛崂山区5月初就开抢，德城区8月底才慢悠悠上线！这时间差够你家娃从学爬行进化到跑马拉松了！（夸张了哈）但重点来了——线上报名24小时不打烊！半夜三点蹲厕所刷手机都能报！建议各位把闹钟定在凌晨两点，系统流畅得能让你边打哈欠边填完所有资料！

材料准备要像囤双十一快递！户口本房产证提前拍成电子版，存在手机里随时能掏出来！遇到系统卡成PPT别慌，官方建议你半夜操作——反正熬夜修仙的家长又不止你一个！（懂的都懂）

最后灵魂拷问：你是准备当凌晨三点的报名战神，还是打算在老板眼皮底下假装上厕所实则抢名额？评论区告诉我你的作战计划！（别真在厕所报名啊喂！）